This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 31, 2010Hipster Or Human?Just determining if I hate you or not.by IHateHipstersCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Question #1 Do you possess less than 2% body fat? Yes. No. Question #1 Do you possess less than 2% body fat? Yes. No. Question #2 Do you like Zooey Deschanel? Everyone likes her. No. She's okay. I liked her in that SJP movie. Question #3 It's 86 degrees Fahrenheit (30 Celsius) today. Can I still wear my keffiyeh or do the masses know what that is now?... That's not a question. Question #4 Do you pretend to be poor? I AM poor! Those clothes in my closet aren't mine, and NO, I don't receive a bi-weekly allowance from my parents! What? No. Question #5 What are your thoughts on post-modernism? Is this a serious question? I'm post PoMo. I don't know much about it. Can we talk about something else now? Question #6 Did you know your hipster facial hair looks like pubic hair? Your intellectual capacity has been diminished by mainstream culture, so you can't understand that the mutton chop/Hungarian mustache facial hair combination I'm growing is actually a commentary about veganism in lower-class America. And I didn't adopt this cause ironically by contrasting my socio-political activities with my self-absorbed personality either. I don't have hipster hair, much less a hipster beard or whatever. Question #7 Typical concert behavior? Fold arms. Stand still. Smoke Parliaments. Uhh, enjoy the show? Question #8 A band's best album is...? After the first album, the band is dead to me. Whichever one I like? Question #9 Free PBR!! Alright... Have any Schlitz? No thanks. Second non-question, by the way. Your Quiz Result: You're a Hipster. GTFO. Your Quiz Result: You're Human. I like you. :D
