Hipster Hunter!

Hipster Hunter lists over 250 different kinds of hipster. With that many varieties, there is at least one hipster out there that deserves your unfiltered hatred. And I know that last description is tl;dr.

• 13. The Ravester

  

  "Most ravers died honorable deaths and got jobs. A few wandered aimlessly until the hipsters made room in their manger. Some day they'll crack the code for minimal techno/indie rock fusion."

• 49. The Elastic Hipster

  

  "Most humans with super powers use them for good, others for evil. This hipster uses his elasticity to maximize his pool game and occasionally blow himself."

• 127. The Fabio Hipster

  

  "Like papa Fabio, Flavio also makes his money posing shirtless for supermarket romance novel covers. But unlike his dad who blew his fortune battling wild geese on roller coasters, Flavio spends his cash the old fashion way...up his nose."

• 262. The Hammer-Time Hipster

  

  "Our hipster friend here trained under the master of economic disaster, M.C. Hammer. He learned everything from the signature knee-knocking/hip-twisting to how to blow your fortune in no time flat. Of course this guy’s fortune consists of his weekly paycheck he gets from Coffee Cabana. Worried that parachute Hammer Pants might take away his tight-panted hipster chic, he bought a keffiyah scarf to keep it real because...You can’t touch this!"