• “Here, members of this creative class — artists, photographers, fashion designers and screenwriters — dance off the previous night’s excesses to a soundtrack of indie rock, techno, and 1980s new wave hits.”

  • “Then Mr. Heffington and his most experienced dancers leaped and galloped across the floor, and everyone applauded before taking a turn. The studio morphed into a runway, and a parade of one-piece jumpers, leg warmers and colorful tights flashed by.” Riiiiiiiight.

  • “It’s kind of an American Apparel ad come to life.”