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    Hipster Beatings

    Die Hipster really hates hipsters. He hates hipsters so much that he concocts creative ways to kill hipsters and shares his fantasies on his blog.

    • Die Hipster makes beating hipsters an art, but not in the fake hipster way. He's sincere.

    • Hipsters are an insult to toddlers.

    • My favorite.

    • This one even has a video accompaniment!

    • Disregard the video title.

      It really is Harry Potter playing the accordion.