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    Holy S***! Police Investigate Curious Case Of Poo Left In Church

    The police have been getting their hands dirty investigating a shocking act of sacrilege in a Wells Church. To the horror of the vicar, a man was caught on CCTV defecating in the 13th century church, next to the book stall.

    To make matters worse he tried to cover up his doings by placing a mass card over the evidence.