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So you're all happy about graduating college, huh?
You should be -- until you see your first loan payment
...and then the 6 month grace period ends, and you still don't have a real job
But that doesn't matter -- loan payments are gonna take your money anyway
They've already crushed any hopes and dreams you've had about buying a house, car or having children
You're almost certain the alumni association is just being funny, asking for donation money
...and you start having paranoid delusions that Sallie Mae is lurking around every street corner, even if you didn't take out your loans with them.
Eventually, you start getting mad at your friends when they want you to go out and spend money...
Especially those judgy ones -- you know, the ones who don't really believe you when you say you had no choice but to take out loans for college?
At some point, you come to realize that you're going to be in debt for a while, so you decide to do something about it.
You fantasize about pulling something of a Julian Assange, hacking into your school's system and planting a virus -- erasing all financial records.
You'll be hailed as a hero to students around the world, and you'll take refuge in some embassy in Ecuador or Switzerland, where beautiful people champion your cause.
But you're not too keen on having a rap sheet -- nor do you have the requisite hacking skills -- so you try to find another way to fight back.
You get online and do some of that stuff you hoped you never had to do once you graduated from college: Research
You decide to join the I AM NOT A LOAN movement, and fight back against student debt for the next generation.
And so what if the Washington Post doesn't do a story on it? You'll have saved the next generation of adorable scholars.
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