• 1. Dont Be a Creep

    This is easier said than done. Trust me, I work at Hustler, I creep everyone out. Do not go all fan boy, stay relaxed and remember she is just a regular person who happens to fuck for a living. Porn stars like compliments, go ahead and say you like her work, but avoid saying stuff like, “Your pussy looked extra tight in Gang Bang Whores # 11!” That would be weird.

  • 2. Make Her Laugh

    Every guy that recognizes her as a porn star will try a one liner. She’s heard every pick up line and empty promise in the book; they get bored of it. Try a joke. If you make her laugh, a porn star will probably make out with you.

  • 3. Dont Be a Sore Loser

    If you do hit on her, don’t take it personally when you’re shot down. A porn star isn’t going to fuck just anybody they meet. So don’t get retaliatory when shes unfazed by your pick up lines; it looks pathetic, dude.

  • 4. Avoid Talking About Your Cock

    For porn stars, big dongs aren’t special. So please, don’t talk about how your monster penis will magically please her every sexual need. Porn stars don’t even flinch when they take a penis the size of a forearm deep in their butt, why would she be impressed with yours?

  • 5. Be Yourself

    A porn star can smell desperation and a phony from a mile away. I’ve seen guys get more porn star pussy by being themselves than guys fronting with money, expensive cars, or outlandish gifts. Don’t try hard to be cool or macho, be yourself. Soon, youll find yourself in a world of sloppy blowjobs, hand jobs in the car, and more unspeakable sex acts than you’ll know what to do with! (via Hustler Magazine)