There are annoying things about the gym no matter when you go.
But January is the worst because it goes from being like this...
It's so crowded and you have people doing stuff like this.
There are more people trying to show off.
And more people taking up space on the equipment you want to use.
And more people trying out weird workouts they saw in a magazine at the grocery store check-out line once.
And more people working out harder than they probably should right off the bat.
And more people doing this.
And more people doing this.
And more people doing this.
But don't worry, because it's going to be OK.
Because after a week or two, all the new people will get really sore...
...and they won't come back until next January.
So just take a chill pill for a little bit.
By February, you'll be able to stay fit...
...and get swole without the annoying crowds.