Why Having A December Birthday Is Hard

Merry birthday, loser.

1. Having a birthday in December sucks sometimes.

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2. Because even though people are kind of excited about the anniversary of your birth…

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3. …they’re way more excited about the holidays.

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4. And it’ll be this way for the rest of your life.

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5. So you just have to get used to having your big day clumped in with Christmas, Hanukkah, or New Year’s.

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6. And getting shafted on presents because everyone already spent all their money.

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7. And people trying to pass off white elephant regifts as a thoughtful birthday present.

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8. And having to spend time with your extended family instead of your friends.

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9. And never being able to have a party because everyone is out of town…

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10. Or everyone has end-of-the-year holiday parties to go to.

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11. You just wish your day could get a little attention too.

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12. Unfortunately, it never will.

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13. But don’t fret.

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14. Because it’s the most wonderful time of the year…

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15. And you’re the most wonderful person. Happy December birthday.

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