Last time the San Francisco 49ers won the Super Bowl was in 1995.
Bill Clinton was the president.
The Internet looked like this.
Tony Bennett performed at the halftime show.
Last time the Baltimore Ravens won a Super Bowl was 2001.
George W. Bush was the president.
The Internet looked like this.
And Anderson Cooper worked at CNN.
Whoever wins the Super Bowl in 2013...
Will be Super Bowl champions when Barack Obama is president.
And when the Internet looks like this.
And when Beyoncé performs at the halftime show.
And when Anderson Cooper has his own daytime talk show.
