2. But if there’s nothing you can do about, might as well LIVE IT UP, right?!?
3. You see, there are right ways to spend Earth’s final day…
9. Or something with lots of bacon.
16. Or a burger you can’t hold with two hands.
17. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T EAT ANYTHING HEALTHY.
19. Which means things like diabetes and heart attacks don’t matter anymore.
20. So dig in.
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