3. You should get a minimum of eight jelly beans every time you have to unwrap plastic.
5. Wrapped apples would be nice because think of how many people touch your apples in the grocery store before you eat it. But still, this is overkill.
11. This French burger that comes in a box that comes in a bag that comes in another bag…
…oh yeah, and it also comes inside a little cup too.
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