1. There’s a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon coming to Nickelodeon.
4. But he’s going to be more deadly than ever because his nunchuks will have blades! They’re actually called kusarigama.
6. And the plural of katana is also katana. And two katana are better than one.
11. Splinter is still really wise.
12. Shredder is meaner than ever.
13. He’s got claws that come out like Wolverine.
14. Some of the bad guys have really big heads.
15. Instead of being one guy, Kraang is an alien race.
16. The Kraang walk around in blue robots that shoot lasers.
17. There are going to be tons of foot soldiers.
18. Baxter Stockman isn’t a mutant fly man yet, but he’s a guy in a huge robot thing.
And remember how they used to say “cowabunga!”…
20. Now they’re going to say “booyakasha”…
Lame, I know.
21. But, the theme song is great and is like the original but with rapping!
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