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Ice Cream

Just let me live long enough to enjoy dessert.

Fast Food

Slow down, Kid. Why are you
stuffing your face?
You’re just eating dinner.
It’s not a race.

Hey, Kid, why are your
manners so crude?
I’ve told you time and again, you
must chew your food.

Now you’re turning blue, and
I am seeing red.
If it weren’t for Dr. Heimlich,
Kid, you would be dead.

If you do this again - and I dare
you to try it -
Kid, I will put you on
a liquid diet.

© 2012 L.E.H.

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