How Hipster Is Your Favorite Hipster Song?

On a scale from 1 to 10....how hipster are these hipster essentials? Pump your speakers and find out.

10: The grandfather of all hipster songs.

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Disorder is to Hipsters as Mein Kampf is to Nazis.

8: This song has it all: French phrases, murders, and cryptic lyrics.

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"Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est, fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better."

2: The lyrics are the DEFINITION of hipster lyrics....exactly why is it only a 2.

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*The screeching, dying dog sounds make this a 3.

5: The number can't be too high because it is on a movie soundtrack......

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.....even if it is Garden State.

7: Because it isn't 'My Girls' and because the cover is TRIPPY.

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But 'My Girls' really is great....just WAAAAY too known.

8: Because it is a 9 minute song and the title is misspelled and toolish.

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BUT THIS SONG IS SICK

7: Gr8 song, but watch the video.

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*Plus Beach House doesn't show their faces during shows....they put the hip in hipsters.

1: Too many views. Too many likes.

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Oh, but if it were a song from 'The Big Come Up,' it would have been A 10!

3: Sleepyhead is to Hipsters as Yeah! is to Rappers.

FROM THE WINDOW TO THE WALL!

7.5: Because this video is a true hipster love story.

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And because of the ukulele. And because the title has nothing to do with the song.

8: Because irony is hip.

LUDA+Beebs=Hipster <3'in

7: Because it sucks, but you still love it.

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Because she is an ironic sellout.

8: Because their band t-shirts are based on Joy Division t-shirts.

Irony, bb.

11: Live. Ironic Top 100 Song. In a "lounge." Sold.

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