How To Know If You Are Bad At Sex

Apparently Valentine’s Day is coming and people are going to be having sex. Don’t become another sad statistic. If you are guilty of any of these bad sex things, there’s still time to change.

1. You Are Sleeping

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According to all kinds of survey's and research, just being awake can make you better at sex.

2. You Are Texting

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Apparently Texting during sex is now a thing. Stop it.

3. You Are a Bad Kisser

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Nothing kills the mood faster than someone who tries to suck your face off. Other bad kissing offenses include: too much mouth, too much spit, too much tongue, too fast, dead fish, and bad breath. Get it under control already.

4. You Think You Are Doing Someone a Favor.

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We get it. You are the best eveeerrrr. All your frat buddies tell you so. Girls should be LUCKY to sleep with you. Most girls don't want to get naked with someone who is doing it for "charity".

5. You Think You Are Making a Porno

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Unless you are actually making a porno, this is not hot. Looking into the mirror "Zoolander" style or perfecting your "O face' while in the act is generally not a turn-on.

6. There's No Foreplay or Cuddling

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Don't be so cold. Spend some time preheating the oven and savoring the event afterwards. Then you can grab your stuff and get the f-out.

7. You Only Have Sex in The Dark

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Seeing is believing. If she needs night vision goggles to find your junk, there might be a problem.

8. You are a Jack Rabbit or Speed Racer

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Sex is not a race. Slow down. Switch it up. Don't go all "Mike Tyson" on her lower region.

9. You Have NO Enthusiasm

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This seems pretty self-explanatory, but since there are people out there who are texting during sex, maybe it's not. If you act like you are not interested in having sex it will suck. Period.

10. You Have Bad Grooming Habits

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Out on a date with a hottie? Thinking it might lead to some nookie? Do everyone a favor, take a shower before you pick her up, and wear some deodorant. She won't touch you if you smell bad from 2 feet away.

11. You Can't Stop Talking about your Ex

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How does this happen? Seriously? Seriously?

If you have progressed to having actual real live SEX with someone, it might be time to just stop talking about your ex.

If you can't get a handle on it for a mere 20 minutes you might as well just give up.