why are those dudes so fuckin fugly?

Reminds me of our cat, who is eaqually annoying when youre trying to get some sleep.

#7 is EPIC!!111!1 =D

Replace #36 with “putting the needle on a record and hear the crackling noise”

“But I do know that the big shift to social is starting to happen in advertising, too.” From what I know, GM, the biggest advertiser on facebook, was only recently pulling out because they werent able to reach their target audience via fb. Also, the advertising industry as a whole is rethinking social media ads because they are not sure if those (necessarily large) investments are really worth the trouble. And since facebook isnt exactly involved in any productive activities, they heavily rely on ads and advertiser's money. Thus Im not quite sure if the whole story is as simple as you say.

The fuck did I just watch? And why wasnt it some porn?

You say “to be fair, Hitler lowered unemployment” although you know exactly that this argument is invalid.
You say “the Nazis built the Autobahn” as if this was totally unrelated to the rise of the automobile in the early 30s. Of course the Nazis invented and enforced useful things, but it was completely for the wrong reasons. Which would be similar to becoming a vegetarian because “Hitler was a vegetarian too”. PS: I wouldnt mind Romneys Hitler analogy, but he used it as an example for proactive energy policies. Liquifying coal in order to replace another scarce ressource is just plain stupid and not even close to sustainability. Just saying.

ZOMG Obama didnt change the world like the hero in one of those gazillion dollar box office hits!11!1 Welcome to the real world. If you want progress, get rid of democracy and try to install a benevolent dictator. True story.

lol Romney just wants those 23 million people to have a job so hes able to fire them. Romneys and bitches looove to fire people.

#19 is hillarious and i believe every word he said :D