1. Seal Grows Mustache, Now To Go By Walrus
Yesterday, when Walrus (formerly Seal) finally emerged from a closet where he’d locked himself since divorcing ex-wife Heidi Klum, he had a revelation a name-change.
On first reentering the real world after two months of seclusion, the legendary singer-songwriter was shaving his beard when he suddenly found himself with a full mustache.
“Inspired by Michael Jackson, I decided to take a closer look at the man in the mirror,” Walrus told media at a press release. ”And I didn’t see Seal anymore.” After pausing for dramatic effect, he added, “I saw Walrus.”
Walrus is reportedly in good spirits, and headed to the studio next month to record his first album released as ‘Walrus,’ with the inspired title, “There Are Other Fish in the Sea.”