11 Signs Your Mom Might Be Reading ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

1. She comes home from “Book Club” sweaty and bow legged

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2. She has started to wear leather pajamas

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3. Her Kindle smells fishy

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4. When walking past her bedroom, you can hear her tell your Dad to “Sign here, initial here.”

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5. Her Facebook hobbies now include “sitting on the washing machine”

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6. Insists that when you speak to her, you speak directly to her “Inner Goddess”

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7. Suddenly loves commenting on how it’s “the wettest summer she can remember”

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8. When you dad says your Mom can’t come to the phone because she’s “tied” up

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9. Every time your father yawns, she shoves a ball gag in his mouth

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10. The family dog collar keeps disappearing

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11. Your dad is happier than ever. Like the saying goes, “Behind every Happy Dad, is an out of breath Mom clutching a weathered copy “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

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