Prepare to find that you’re quietly singing “I’m bi-winning. I was banging 7-gram rocks. That’s how I roll” to yourself as you walk down the hall at school or work. If anyone gives you a weird look, just tell them you’ve got tiger blood. Or say “Winning!” That’s what Charlie would do.
It had to be done.
21. Book an Exclusive Interview with Stephen Colbert 20. Then Show Up on Between Two Ferns!
As long as there are celebrities, there will be celebrity fan art ... the bad, the terrible and the atrocious. Certainly these fit into any of these categories, but I'm voting on the latter.
Featuring all the black actors that couldn't make it into a Tyler Perry Movie
Even though the winners of the Emmys change every year, so much of the broadcast itself (and what happens during it) never does. There’s hardly anything surprising to look forward to, so instead of working extra hard to convince you to watch something that you probably already find even less interesting than foosball, let’s talk about the one thing that makes the Emmy’s terribly annoying, yet totally captivating: the clichés!
Definitely worth renting...not sure about spending money at the theater, though
Darren Aronofsky is not your average ballet recital-watching dad. No siree bob. And even if he was, his swans would wear black tutus, have mothers who clipped their fingernails way far down into what's practically negative space, and curiously have screws sticking out of their flesh like rejected Mattel toys. Can't picture any of that? Well, suck on this -- below is Aronofsky's trailer for his new film starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, Black Swan.
I finally think Paris found the perfect thing to distract everyone from her pink jumpsuit
Let's ignore the obviously awesome 1 ton shark in the room, and take a look at the better, bloodier side of these 10 goretastically terrible films.
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