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    Future Secret Michael Bay Projects Revealed!

    Aliens and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were just the beginning. In a brave, daring, and live-Tweeted infiltration into the Michael Bay compound, I reveal his dastardly plans to butcher additional childhood favorites.