There Are Two Types Of People In This World

Humanity is a matrix of complex emotions and an unintelligible array of behaviors. But sometimes, let’s be honest, you can boil it all down to just two kinds of people.

1. The two types of life entrepreneurs.

2. The two types of linguists.

3. The two types of bathroom-goers.

4. The two types of life hackers.

5. The two types of Radiohead fans.

6. The two types of environmentalists.

7. The two types of dolphin lovers.

8. The two types of people with dermatographia.

9. The two types of chicken lovers.

10. The two types of romantics.

11. The two types of elementary school kids.

12. The two types of drive-thru users.

13. The two kinds of chicken observers.

14. The two types of distance approximators.

15. The two types of insomniacs.

16. The two types of nature lovers.

17. The two types of wedding planners.

18. The two types of ocean lovers.

19. The two types of pool-design appreciators.

20. The two types of single people.

21. The two types of Olive Garden breadsticks lovers.

22. The two types of glitter finders.

23. The two types of symbolism appreciators.

24. The two types of life theorists.

25. The two types of photo commenters

26. Wait, actually, maybe there are three kinds of people?

27. Or maybe just two trapped in one?

28. Yeah, two trapped in one sounds about right. Humanity: We’re complex.

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