1. When your lotion is begging for mercy.
When your skin is so dry. The lotion has to ask God to give it strength ๐
2. When you're standing next to Ray J. and you realize you're the ashy one.
3. When it's not even winter and your whole body is ashy as heck.
4. When your leg becomes a piece of paper.
5. When your knees look like Casper.
6. When no one in your house got lotion.
7. When you thought you were ashy but then you took a look at a straight boy's elbows.
8. When you don't immediately moisturize after you get out of the shower.
9. When you look in the mirror and realize you're the Ashy Larry of your nightmares.
10. When you start making songs about how ashy you are.
11. And PSAs.
12. When you know your friends are about to roast you.
13. When you're white and you're STILL ashy.
14. When you think you're fully moisturized and you realize you forgot The Crevice(TM).
When you put on lotion but this part still is ashy ๐๐๐๐
15. When your skin is so dry it could start a fire.
Ashy boi
16. When your friends go to extreme measures to get some cocoa butter in your life.
17. And when you realize you are the chicken of which Mariah speaks.
