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I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it...
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I would love the opportunity to work with BuzzFeed
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I can bake you cookies
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I work hard and have a competitive drive
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If you look close enough my cat dreams of BuzzFeed
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I would even change my dogs name to Buzz....
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BuzzFeed even thinks my art is unbelievable!
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I know how to be funny!
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But serious when I need to be.
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I live close by so if you need anything I can be there in a jiffy.
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I have a college education
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I have won several awards and badges!
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I am a wonderful motivational speaker
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Did I forget to mention?
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Several of my posts have gone viral...
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and I am highly intelligent.....
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There is a strong eagerness in me to break into the advertising world
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Not only would I be so lucky....
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You really would make my dreams come true.
