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    Seth Meyers Is Hiring A Social Media Manager

    The SNL star is building his team for his upcoming Late Night talk show on NBC. And I want in on the job.

    Everyone loves Seth Meyers.

    Really loves Seth Meyers.

    Really, really loves Seth Meyers.

    I mean, look at him!

    He’s like that best friend your brother had whom you always loved from afar.

    (Let's face it: “Weekend Update” is pretty up there in terms of journalistic integrity.)

    So when I heard he was going be the new host of Late Night, I was excited.

    And when I found out #LNSM...

    (not to be confused with... well, you know)

    … was hiring a Social Media Manager, I knew the stars had aligned.

    See, I love pop culture.

    And I love social media.

    I have a strong opinion on the "jif"/"gif" debate.

    I consider it a personal low point if I can’t use a Kanye, Beyonce, or Michelle Tanner .gif in at least one work-related email a day.

    That said, I am a consummate professional.

    And I am a perfectionist.

    I am community oriented.

    Do I like (heh) Facebook?

    I am not afraid of what lurketh in Tumblr's waters.

    And I will work tirelessly to write the best copy possible for the Late Night team.

    I am also an awesome team player.

    I will work nights!

    And weekends!

    I can be on call whenever and wherever you need me!

    I can live-tweet as needed!

    I am well-versed in SEO and CMS best practices; can analyze Google analytics and Facebook Insights; and understand how to populate statistics, respond to metrics in real time, and research and implement data in both short term and long term projects.

    And so I am willing...

    Nay, EAGER...

    ... to serve as a social media ambassador and steward for this shining beacon of television excellence.

    XOXO, hiremesethmeyers dot gmail dot com.