Would anyone buy a wedding dress on Groupon? As of press time, the answer is no. (Note the text: “Be the first to buy!”)
The site is also offering brides a “name-changing service” for $15, courtesy of the aptly-named “MissNowMrs.com.”
According to Groupon, “the resource gives fledgling couples more time for honeymooning and knitting sweater vests for their future pet iguanas.” Well then! For what it’s worth, over 1,000 people have already ponied up for this deal.