16 Crazy College Traditions Involving Sex, Booze, And Nudity
From school-sanctioned mass make-out sessions to naked runs across campus, here are 16 raunchy, drunken and just plain odd college campus traditions. We’re not making these up – all are confirmed by recent graduates.
1. Yale University: The Naked Library Walk And The Naked Punt Return
“First, there’s the naked library walk (NOT run) during finals where a good fifty people, if not more, hand out candy, butt naked. There’s lots of [body] hair. It’s not pretty.
“There’s also the naked punt return. The lacrosse fraternity waits for the first snow of the year. Once the main campus bar closes, everyone heads to old campus and the frat’s pledges have to return punts in their thongs. Meanwhile, football players are all there to tackle them into the snow. And EVERYONE watches.”
2. University of South Carolina: The Legend Of The Maxcy Monument
“The Maxcy Monument is this stone obelisk in the middle of campus with a golden ball sitting on top of it. Legend says the ball was supposed to spin when a truly ‘good’ girl walked past it — ‘good’ meaning virginal, pearl-wearing, Southern and Christian to the core — but of course the ball never moved. At some point the ball was either stolen or enough parents complained about it never spinning when their daughters walked past it that the school had to weld the ball into its little iron holster, so now there’s no chance of it spinning ever again.”
3. University of Wisconsin: Sex In The Stacks Of Memorial Library
“Having sex in the library is a big thing, to the point that having sex in Memorial Library stacks is pretty much seen as a rite of passage. College Library, another one on campus, has rooms with two-way mirrors in the middle of the floor that people try to have sex in too.”
4. Macalester College: Ringing The Bell The First Time You Have Sex On Campus
“Macalester College is a tiny school in St. Paul, Minnesota. There was a huge old memorial bell (no one knew what it was memorializing), and the tradition was to ring the bell right after losing your Mac virginity — the first time you had sex on campus. Every time the bell rang, people would lean out of dorm windows to applaud.”
5. University of Michigan: Sex In The Middle of Michigan Stadium
“There is a big tradition of sneaking into the football stadium at night and having sex on the big M in the middle of the field.”
6. University of Arizona: The Undie Run
“There’s an annual undie run on the campus lawn and turnout is always huge. Probably because it’s so warm.”
7. Vassar College: The “Serenade”
“There’s a tradition where freshmen ‘serenade’ the seniors, where they sing songs and insult each other. In the end, it ends up being a big food fight and everyone gets covered in whipped cream.”
8. Stanford University: Full Moon On The Quad
“In order to become a true Stanford man or woman, you have to be kissed by a senior on the quad during the first full moon of your freshman year. It’s called Full Moon On The Quad and it’s basically a school-sponsored, whole-school make-out fest. The school mascot, a Tree, has a CLICKER to keep track of how many people he/she has kissed, and it’s in the hundreds. It’s published in the school paper the next day and they’re always trying to break the record. The hippie dorm always streaks through the middle of it.”
9. University of Pennsylvania: Sex Under The Button
“Legend has it that if you step on the ‘compass’ at the center of campus, you’ll fail all your midterms. The only reverse to the curse is to sleep with someone under the Claes Oldenburg sculpture of a broken button outside the main library. There is room for two small people down there – and there are definitely people who do try it.”
10. Syracuse University: MayFest
“Every May, the university gives students a day off. The point is supposed to be to showcase student work and achievements, so there are art shows and stuff like that. But everyone uses the day off to get drunk and party in the street. It’s called MayFest. A lot of people burn things in the middle of the street, including couches. People really like to roast couches.”
11. Presbyterian College: Drinking A Beer On The Top Of “The Nipple Of Knowledge”
“At Presbyterian, it was sort of a thing that all seniors, at some point before graduation, should drink a beer on the roof of Neville Hall, our most famous academic building. We called it the Nipple of Knowledge.”
12. Harvard University: Primal Scream
“At midnight on the eve of final exam week, students strip down for a three-minute sprint through Harvard Yard called Primal Scream. Some people wear capes and hats, but no underwear. They say naked thrills always inspire effective studying.”
13. Ohio State University: Naked Jump Into Mirror Lake
“The week before the Ohio State vs. Michigan (our rival) football game at the end of November, everyone on campus jumps into Mirror Lake, the lake on campus. Everyone is completely wasted and usually in bikinis or as little clothing as possible. There end up being tens of thousands of people at this lake and it’s insane and always usually below freezing out and often snowing. It’s completely illegal and totally awesome.”
14. University of Connecticut: Oozeball
“Students every year participate in Oozeball. It’s a mud volleyball tournament.”
15. Duke University: Tailgating Without The Football
“Nobody went to the football games, because Duke’s team is terrible. But before football games, there was a university-sanctioned version of tailgaiting, i.e. barbecuing, hanging out in the bed of your pickup truck, and getting slowly drunk. Duke’s Tailgate took place in a parking lot outside of the football stadium, where everyone would go for three hours before game time in outlandish, revealing costumes, get insanely, aggressively intoxicated and then go back to their dorms and pass out. And of course, when the administration discontinued the tailgates, the students went on an ultra-entitled rebellion because they no longer had their ‘rights.’”
16. Cornell University: Dragon Day
“Right before Spring Break, the first year architecture students parade a huge dragon through the Engineering School’s campus. The engineers try to heckle the architects. It’s called Dragon Day and it is really a very strange thing to watch.”
With reporting by Lauren Lipsay.
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Moshi_Moshi a year agoAt the University of Chicago, we have a winter celebration called Kuviasungnerk (or Kuvia for short), and one of the events is the Polar Bear Run where people run butt naked from one end to the quad to another, where there are tons of students waiting along the last stretch. My first year there I participated (I wasn’t nude though), and it was so cold that they had to move it a week, and it was not a pretty sight when we were waiting to leave the building to start running. My group of friends also got stuck behind a naked guy in a wheelchair being pushed by another naked guy. Nerds get into it wayyyy too much.
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derrickw2 a year agoI was surprised that University of Virginia’s “Streaking the Lawn” didn’t make the list. Custom has it that before one graduates from the University, he or she is to run naked from the steps of the Rotunda down the 740-foot Lawn, kiss the statue of Homer’s butt, and streak back up the Lawn. Some of their “mass-streaks” have made regional and national news.
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danielh14 a year agoAntioch College used to have Camelot. It was a bike race done on a small track in the middle of campus. The track would be soaked and turned to mud. The really challenging part was that people could throw anything at you to try and knock you down or get you to quit. There are legends of people saving bags of barf, urine or rotten food to throw at riders on their multiple circuits. You could even jam a broomstick in someone’s spokes. So, riders would sometimes armor their bikes.
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devonm3 a year agoRice University has Baker 13- On the 13th and 31st (or the 26th if there is no 31st day that month), a bunch of students get naked, then cover themselves in shaving cream and go running around campus leaving butt prints and other prints on the windows and doors around campus.
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lindsaybrohan a year agoNorthern Virginia Community College: Try to fuck everyone, and hope you don’t get anyone pregnant or some sort of STD
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Jennifer O. a year agoBinghamton University Parade Day: public drinking starting at any hour and lasting all day.
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Manta Rae a year agoUniversity of Virginia - streaking the Lawn! Remove your clothes, peer through the keyhole of the Rotunda to greet the statue of Thomas Jefferson, run all the way down the Lawn (a UNESCO World Heritage site), run around the statue of Homer three times and kiss his rump, then run back up the lawn, say good evening to Mr. Jefferson, and put your clothes back on.
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Prescott Moncrieff a year agoThere’s a tradition at West Point of “Naked Man” or “Naked Woman” streaking through the quads at night, especially during exam weeks. Iterations
1) Nothing but a Darth Vader helmet and cape, lightsaber fight with Storm Trooper
2) Nothing but a glow-stick on the dick
3) Nothing but knee-high socks (woman) Also, the labyrinth-like library is a popular spot to get it on. When “penetration equals separation” is an unofficial motto, people have to get creative. No, really, you can get kicked out for having sex on campus. -
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The Angry Luddite a year agoEvery time I hear about any stereotypical college sex shenanigans, I look back at my relatively forlorn experience, weigh it against the teenage male expectations I held for college, and have a sad. My friends and I lived off campus, and our ‘crazy sex, booze, and nudity tradition’ involved getting madly drunk on the worst beer of all time (incidentally called “Milwaukee’s Best”), stripping naked whilst dancing around our apartment to The Refreshments, and generally warding off any women that came to hang out with us in the process. But hey, two out of three, right?
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