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1. November 17 - March 17: give up on everything
2. November 28: moment of silence for all my wasted potential
3. November 29: Helping me finish my bread before it expires
4. November 30: leaving the library to go home and enjoy capitalism
5. November 30: give ur goldfish a bath bc you're procrastinating studying for finals
6. November 30: Eating Alone in the Shower
7. December 03: crawl under the coffee table and never leave
8. December 04: eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting
9. December 08: Calculating what you need on the final to pass and crying
10. December 09: Remembering you have Finals and crying uncontrollably
11. December 08: Slowly cry and stare at your work the last night before finals
12. December 09: eat a whole package
13. December 09: Everyone in the world click your heels together
14. December 10: Not bothering to put on pants every morning because you're not that important
15. December 11: Drop out of school to become a cat
16. December 11: feel superior to all those people who attend "fake events"
17. December 12: National Sad Boy Day
18. December 13: Drop out of college and eat 10 pounds of french fries
19. December 13: walking around aimlessly pretending to have ur shit 2gether
20. December 13: Sitting in the Corner for a Good Cry
21. December 14: avoid all my responsibilities
22. December 16: eat and cry next to a llama because finals
23. December 17: realize how much work you haven't done yet and take a nap instead
24. December 18: turn into a skeleton before finals
25. December 19: drop out of school and turn into JOHN CENA
26. December 19: Eating an Entire Brick of Cheese by Yourself (Because Cheese Makes Everything Better)
27. December 19: Cry and eat ice cream because it's ok to fail finals
28. December 21: no time 2 study 2 busy attending fake facebook events
29. December 24: get beat up by ur friends for attending fake fb events
30. December 24: Become an actual potato
31. December 25: waiting for this "weird FB event" craze to crash and fucking burn
32. December 25: put a burrito in a stroller and push it around like a human child
33. December 25: Turn into an actual cat
34. December 28: Weird fake event to show everyone how quirky and cool I am
35. December 31: Crying and Eating Bread by Yourself on the Floor
36. December 31: lying in bed and cryin to Adele and feeling bad 4 urself
37. December 31: unfriend that friend who's interested in stupid events
38. December 31: Listening to drake and crying
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