20 Reasons the iPad is Better than a Boyfriend

The iPad loves cats!

1. The iPad doesn't snore.

2. The iPad won't try and slip it in without asking.

3. The iPad has Grey's Anatomy streaming.

4. The iPad won't fart or trap you in a "dutch oven."

5. The iPad stays on its side of the bed.

6. The iPad doesn't insist on watching SportCenter every night.

7. The iPad won't quote every line from Family Guy.

8. The iPad doesn't drink all your beer.

9. The iPad doesn't engulf itself in a cloud of Axe body spray.

10. The iPad can remember your birthday.

11. The iPad doesn't call you at 2 AM to come pick it up from the bar.

12. The iPad won't ask for road head.

13. The iPad has a vibrator app.

14. The iPad fits in your purse.

15. The iPad always knows the quickest route.

16. The iPad doesn't talk about its Fantasy Football/Baseball/Hockey/Soccer/Badmitton league.

17. The iPad always orders drunk food for you.

18. The iPad immediately responds to texts.

19. The iPad loves you even if you gain a few pounds.

20. The iPad doesn't get jealous when you hang out with another guy.