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The Poetic Tweets Of @Horse_ebooks

@Horse_ebooks is a Twitter bot run by some Russian dude trying to sell you terrible ebooks about horses. To avoid being detected as a scam, he has devised the brilliant idea to post snippets from said ebooks randomly, resulting in these amazing tweets. They’re quite poetic, and a lot more interesting than horses.

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