Bear: Oh haiii gurrrrlll!!

“…and they were never seen alive again.”

The bear is obviously trying to lure that person in with it's cuteness. Then when the person is disarmed by the bear's animal magnetism, the bear will maul them.
Bear's do the same thing to antelopes in the wild, and when the antelope is at ease. BOOM, lights out.

this certainly beats writing my essay which is due tomorrow… THE INTERNET FUCK YEAH!

In my head I imagine he's saying. “Bye bye, sugar!”

i suspect the bear might be gay. the limp wristed wave gave him away.

“oh, who would think a boy and bear could be well-accepted everywhere? It's Simon Smith and his amazing, [waving] beeeeeear!!”

My day = made.

With that kind of wrist movement I bet that bear is a wicked free throw shooter.

for all the talk of buzzfeed being a liberal site, it's good to see support for the right to bear arms.

Biding his time…

That's the best 7 seconds I've ever spent.