• 1.

    Ah, the classic Bobblehead Jesus. You're not prayin' right unless you have this stuck to ...

    Ah, the classic Bobblehead Jesus. You’re not prayin’ right unless you have this stuck to your dashboard.

  • 2.

    Casual Jesus: for when you just feel like stayin' home from church.

    Casual Jesus: for when you just feel like stayin’ home from church.

  • 3.

    Nothing says "Our Lord and Savior" like good old fashion discrimination.

    Nothing says “Our Lord and Savior” like good old fashion discrimination.

  • 4.

    Big Lebowski Jesus: he'll save your eternal soul and still have time to drink a White Russian.

    Big Lebowski Jesus: he’ll save your eternal soul and still have time to drink a White Russian.

  • 5.

    This one obviously makes the most sense.

    This one obviously makes the most sense.