Ah, the classic Bobblehead Jesus. You’re not prayin’ right unless you have this stuck to your dashboard.
Casual Jesus: for when you just feel like stayin’ home from church.
Nothing says “Our Lord and Savior” like good old fashion discrimination.
Big Lebowski Jesus: he’ll save your eternal soul and still have time to drink a White Russian.
This one obviously makes the most sense.
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