5 Awesome Examples Of Commercializing Jesus

Devotion is not just about church. It's also about buying stuff to remind you of your eternal damnation.

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  Ah, the classic Bobblehead Jesus. You're not prayin' right unless you have this stuck to your dashboard.

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  Casual Jesus: for when you just feel like stayin' home from church.

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  Nothing says "Our Lord and Savior" like good old fashion discrimination.

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  Big Lebowski Jesus: he'll save your eternal soul and still have time to drink a White Russian.

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  This one obviously makes the most sense.