23 Hilariously Bad Knockoff Brands

In every dollar store and Chinatown marketplace these little gems can be found. If nothing else, their efforts are commendable.

1. Mountain Lightning

This logo makes me feel like they may or may not have slipped amphetamine into this soda.

2. Panburger Partner

This company is really good at coming up with synonyms.

3. Sunbucks Coffee

4. Michael Alone

I never thought a McDonald’s could ever seem more depressing.

5. Robert Cop 3

I wonder how the first two “Robert Cops” were.

6. Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres

I think the ad team here just didn’t care whether or not they got fired.

7. My Little…Oh….

Somewhere, a Bronie is weeping.

8. Dr. Bob

“Open wide and say ahhh!”

11. Johns Daphne

Well, at least you know this bottle has only the top notch sort of tenderness you expect from fine whiskey.

13. You’d Butter Believe It!

LOL, puns.

14. PolyStation 3

If you’re really interested on how this thing doesn’t actually work, you can watch a video here.

15. Big Americans

Well, this doesn’t reinforce any stereotypes about ‘Merika.

16. Benign Girl

Really. Benign Girl.

18. Goetze’s Caramel Creams

Whoops. If only WaWa understood the internet implications here.

19. Johnnie Worker presents Red Labial

20. Dolce&Banana

This is actually kind of awesome.

21. Sonia

Perhaps Sonia is this headphone model’s name.

22. Cooking Spray and Furniture Polish

in the exact same packaging. Who’s ready to accidentally poison themselves?

23. Mighty Mutant Power Turtles

There is so much going on here, I don’t even know where to start. By the way, this is the packaging for what you’d think is a VHS tape but is actually a stick of bubble gum poorly made to look like a VHS tape.

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