23 Hilariously Bad Knockoff Brands

In every dollar store and Chinatown marketplace these little gems can be found. If nothing else, their efforts are commendable.

1. Mountain Lightning

This logo makes me feel like they may or may not have slipped amphetamine into this soda.

ID: 86564

2. Panburger Partner

This company is really good at coming up with synonyms.

ID: 86497

3. Sunbucks Coffee

ID: 86530

4. Michael Alone

I never thought a McDonald’s could ever seem more depressing.

ID: 86521

5. Robert Cop 3

I wonder how the first two “Robert Cops” were.

ID: 86664

6. Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres

I think the ad team here just didn’t care whether or not they got fired.

ID: 86549

7. My Little…Oh….

Somewhere, a Bronie is weeping.

ID: 86653

8. Dr. Bob

“Open wide and say ahhh!”

ID: 86578

9. Skerpie

ID: 86592

11. Johns Daphne

Well, at least you know this bottle has only the top notch sort of tenderness you expect from fine whiskey.

ID: 86599

12. Duracell

ID: 86684

13. You’d Butter Believe It!

LOL, puns.

ID: 86618

14. PolyStation 3

If you’re really interested on how this thing doesn’t actually work, you can watch a video here.

ID: 86625

15. Big Americans

Well, this doesn’t reinforce any stereotypes about ‘Merika.

ID: 86638

16. Benign Girl

Really. Benign Girl.

ID: 86696

17. Sour Frittles

ID: 86739

18. Goetze’s Caramel Creams

Whoops. If only WaWa understood the internet implications here.

ID: 86705

19. Johnnie Worker presents Red Labial

ID: 86713

20. Dolce&Banana

This is actually kind of awesome.

ID: 86718

21. Sonia

Perhaps Sonia is this headphone model’s name.

ID: 86735

22. Cooking Spray and Furniture Polish

in the exact same packaging. Who’s ready to accidentally poison themselves?

ID: 86743

23. Mighty Mutant Power Turtles

There is so much going on here, I don’t even know where to start. By the way, this is the packaging for what you’d think is a VHS tape but is actually a stick of bubble gum poorly made to look like a VHS tape.

ID: 86724

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