1. Mountain Lightning
This logo makes me feel like they may or may not have slipped amphetamine into this soda.
2. Panburger Partner
This company is really good at coming up with synonyms.
4. Michael Alone
I never thought a McDonald’s could ever seem more depressing.
5. Robert Cop 3
I wonder how the first two “Robert Cops” were.
6. Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres
I think the ad team here just didn’t care whether or not they got fired.
11. Johns Daphne
Well, at least you know this bottle has only the top notch sort of tenderness you expect from fine whiskey.
14. PolyStation 3
If you’re really interested on how this thing doesn’t actually work, you can watch a video here.
15. Big Americans
Well, this doesn’t reinforce any stereotypes about ‘Merika.
18. Goetze’s Caramel Creams
Whoops. If only WaWa understood the internet implications here.
22. Cooking Spray and Furniture Polish
in the exact same packaging. Who’s ready to accidentally poison themselves?
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