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1. There's always that one kid who compares take off to a 'rollarcoaster' while you're silently praying to the old gods and the new.
2. The pilot comes on the intercom; "We're now cruising at approximately 40,000 feet!" As if that is something mundane and totally cool and interesting.
3. "Wait, what the hell was that sound? Does it smell like gasoline? Does my window pane seem thinner than his? Excuse me, Sandra, do people get sucked out of overly-thin window panes often?"
4. Snacks will help. Alcohol will help.
5. Wait, these peanuts cost how much?!
6. Ok fuck it, bring me a mimosa.
7. "Yes, I know I look twelve. I'm not. Just bring me a drink, it's my dying request good lord woman!"
8. And you finally get a drink. But don't forget those judging eyes from your neighbor like you have a problem or something.
9. Recycled Air.
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Not the good kind.
10. And good God woman, are those your bare feet?! The indecency!
11. And let's not forget the turbulance.
12. What, did they let a teenager drive the plane? Why are we stopping mid-air?!
13. Because you know that if we go down, there ain't no Jack Shephard on board to save us.
14. And while your at it, enjoy the miniscule television that has two (terrible) channels and a free laugh track.
15. And lest we forget, the bathrooms.
16. And then, you know, there's crop circles.
17. Or even more terrifying, suburban sprawl.
18. Ooh, and for all of us plebians who don't get to fly in this ridiculously awesome area, feel good about that non-existent leg room in coach.
19. And hopefully you've got someone or something you love waiting for you on the other side of the terminal...
20. Because otherwise, flying is 100% the worst thing ever. Ever.
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