Was there not a Doctor Princess as well?

I've seen a squirrel eat pizza on multiple occasions.

Yo momma's so fat, her wand has a core of licorice.  Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Sirius Black is the R&B station on satellite radio. Yo momma's so nasty, the only place she has the Dark Mark is her panties. Yo momma's such a dog I mistook her for an unregistered animagus. People call your mom's vagina Chamber of Secrets cause it's cavernous and those who enter suffer a terrible death.

I don't blame the anchor. Hell, I trailed off listening after she said she was taking a bath, too.

The look on Bateman's face in the first panel is priceless.

Am I going to have to be the one to ask this question? Really? *sigh* Okay… How the hell can anyone claim Joey Lawrence had seven important moments in his “career”?

Goddammit, I hate Train.