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    17 Sweet Nothings We’d Love To Hear Alan Rickman Whisper In Our Ears

    With a voice like butter caught in the back of the esophagus, Alan Rickman’s words can simultaneously confuse and arouse.

    1. "Disgusting Octagon"

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    2. "Giggling Rigamarole"

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    3. "Invariable Carriage"

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    4. "Just Pungent Enough"

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    5. "Fire Dilemma"

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    6. "Unfriendly Limb"

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    7. "Cabbage Tree"

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    8. "Wormwood Slang"

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    9. "Malignant Hosiery"

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    10. "Three-Hundred Seventy-Three"

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    11. "Unjust, As Such"

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    12. "Incipient Predisposition"

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    13. "Insolent Troll"

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    14. "Dark Longing"

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    15. "Filament Exposure"

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    16. "Whining Swine"

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    17. "Chinese Take-Out"

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