WikiHow Instructionals That Are Helpful If You're Not A Human

WikiHow is a wonderful reference for learning anything. ANYTHING! Are you new to this planet and not sure how to act? WikiHow comes to the rescue!

How to Walk!

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First you have to learn to walk with your new, pesky human legs.

How to Sit

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Walking was easy, but now how do you get back down?

How to Put on Pants

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In only 11 simple steps you can figure out how to put on those weird bottom clothes that people wear!

How to Talk to People

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NO! Don't talk to animals! Talk to PEOPLE!

How to Eat Food Without Getting Messy

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Has all this learning made you hungry? Here's how you put things in your pie hole without giving yourself away.

How to Teach Yourself to Read

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I'm not sure how you read how to teach yourself to read, but hey, it's there for ya buddy!

How to Blend in at The University of Delaware

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Now that you can read, want to go to college? How about The University of Delaware? There's already a guide for you!

How to Make People Think You Are an Alien

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But most importantly, don't do any of this!