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    Twoogie

    Doogie Howser, M.D. was the world's first microblogger, with his weekly snippets of teenage-genius wisdom. Twoogie.com is a way to channel his prodigious wit into your own twitter-feeds! (You can even apply it to your previous tweets by adding your twitter-login to the end of the URL, e.g., http://twoogie.com/helloluis.)