If You Interviewed In Rap Lyrics
Interviewer: Name? Answer: Last name ever, first name greatest.
I'm not talented at many things, but memorizing lyrics would be high up on the list. When someone's talking sometimes I want to answer them with a line for a song. In fact, I could probably spend my whole day just speaking in lyrics and losing lots of friends. Lately, I've been hearing some rap songs that have me thinking:
what if you interviewed for a job, via rap lyrics? After all, I could have been a rapper.
Interviewer: Thanks for coming out today.
Answer: Hello, Good morning. Know you been waiting for it.
Hello Good Morning (ft. T.I.) by Diddy - Dirty Money on Grooveshark
I: Do you have your resume?
A: Certified, everywhere, ain't gotta print the resume!
Fight Night [Prod. By Stack Boy Twan] by Migos on Grooveshark
I: Hmm, Okay... Well what's your job experience?
A: Bitch, I'm a BOSS
Im a Boss (remix) (feat. Meek Mill & Young Chris) by Rick Ross on Grooveshark
I: Tell Me about your work ethic?
A: Working all night, traffic on the way home. Now I'm on the road half a million for a show.
Started From The Bottom by Drake on Grooveshark
A: And to expand on your question... I go hard in Da paint.
Hard in da Paint by Waka Flocka Flame on Grooveshark
I: What are your hobbies outside of work?
A: Hop up outta bed, turn my swag on.
Turn My Swag On by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em on Grooveshark
I: How have you handled a conflict at work?
A: Gotta get that dirt off your shoulders.
Dirt Off Your Shoulders by Jay-Z on Grooveshark
I: What's are you looking for in terms of a starting salary?
A: A Milli.
A Milli by Lil Wayne on Grooveshark
I think we know what would happen if you did this: you'd get the job.
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