17. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Doesn’t make it past the cornucopia.
16. Joan Callamezzo
Joan would be able to woo the public with her charms, but seems to have little aptitude for self-defense.
15. Perd Hapley
Perd is really bad at many things. At least he has his own point of view.
14. Tom Haverford
The Hunger Games are not built for a luxurious lifestyle. Tom would enjoy the Capitol though.
13. Chris Traeger
Chris has a lot going for him (loving fitness, organic food) but those things could also be his downfall (wearing himself out too early in the games, not being able to tell what’s vegan).
12. Tammy Swanson (Tammy II)
Tammy could get by with…trickery…but she always runs when real danger strikes.
11. Ethel Beavers
Ethel takes shit from no one.
10. Andy Dwyer
Andy would probably spend the Hunger Games trying to avenge Li’l Sebastian. He does have some skill in creating disguises and could be a dark horse.
9. Mona-Lisa Saperstein
Mona-Lisa is a sociopath and loves conflict. This is hers to lose.
8. Leslie Knope
Leslie would have trouble understanding the premise of the Hunger Games. Also, she would probably just try to save Ann.
7. Ann Perkins
Once Leslie’s protection is gone, Ann is done.
6. Ben Wyatt
Ben has probably actually read the Hunger Games, so he has an advantage.
4. Donna Meagle
Donna watches Game of Thrones. She can also use her connections to get to the final day of the Games.
3. Jerry/Larry Gergich
Everyone forgets Jerry/Larry is there: he would survive by mistake. Also, every day in the office is like the Hunger Games for Jerry/Larry, so he has a lot of experience just getting by.
2. Ron Swanson
This is a no-brainer. Ron has all of the skills to survive.
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