11 Irrational "What Ifs" Every Girl Contemplates Before A First Date

Because these totally unlikely scenarios really would be the end of the world.

1. He's a no show

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And you're sat alone, desperately trying to look busy and important, for literally hours.

2. You had your beer goggles on when you met him

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After those four (probably more) doubles you downed on the night you met, it turns out your memory was deceiving you. He's not Ryan Gosling's doppelganger after all.

3. Your hair turns out like this

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And you don't even realise until he asks you what product you use to get such great hold.

4. It gets so awkward you'll say anything to kill the silence

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EVEN THIS.

5. Your face gives away every thought running through your head

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You agree with nothing he's saying, NOTHING. And you're really not as good at hiding it as you thought you'd be.

6. You get crazy drunk

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And really let rip.

7. You decide to do your totally inappropriate party trick on a whim

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Because your friends love it, after all.

8. You feel comfortable enough to pour your heart out

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Because this guy right here, he's definitely your soulmate and nothing will scare him off. Except exactly what you just said.

9. You somehow trip in your heels

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And you're so embarrassed you'd rather be road kill than get up and style it out.

10. The first kiss is like this

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And you and your chin feel violated. TOTALLY VIOLATED!

11. It's the best date EVER, but...

He secretly looks like this underneath his clothes.

And you won't know that until you've gone past the point of no return...

But really, you'll be fine.

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Just remember : he's probably just as nervous as you and it's very unlikely he's abnormally hairy. So be yourself because, well, you're fabulous.