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    The Best Of #Channel5Documentaries

    Channel 5 somehow always manages to come up with the most bizarre/worrying show ideas. It was only a matter of time before the good people of the Twitterverse got involved. The thing is, I would probably watch most of these programmes.

    #Channel5Documentaries The Woman who's Face is the Size of a Particularly Large Shed

    — #THOM (@ThomHodkinson) July 8, 2013

    "Did Hitler hate squirrels?" #Channel5Documentaries

    — Scott (@Scott_Ruminates) June 6, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries I Live in Your Breadbin

    — Lisa (@BiscuitAhoy) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries I Married My Spleen (And I Couldn't Be Happier)

    — Rupert Franklin (@rupert_franklin) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries "I Wet Myself In 1996"

    — DG (@Donna_Gallers) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries Why I Married Broccoli.

    — Sartissimò (@pommieknight) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries The Toast Whisperer.

    — Sarah (@MinibirdSarah) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries My Spoons Send Threatening Letters To Uri Geller

    — Norman Shenley IS (@NormanShenley) July 8, 2013

    Do Teabags Feel Pain? #Channel5Documentaries

    — NativeNewYorker (@DiganM) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries Help! Seagulls Are Attacking My Family

    — Alex (@alexlduffy) July 8, 2013

    Holy Mackerel: The Priest Who Became A Fish #channel5documentaries

    — Mike Higson (@TimperleyManc) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries Supernatural Yoghurts

    — Mr Burns (@supernoodle76) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries My Secret Earwax Addiction

    — David Galpin (@Davegalpin) July 8, 2013

    My Husband Left Me For Another Crouton #channel5documentaries

    — jellypinkfish (@jellypinkfish) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries How Tall is My Flea?

    — Chris Heath (@larroney) July 8, 2013

    Britain's Loneliest Bedpan #channel5documentaries

    — Mike Higson (@TimperleyManc) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries I married a moth.

    — nayohmee (@naomimango_) July 8, 2013

    #channel5documentaries I Went to Narnia

    — Charlie Alcock (@CharlieAlcock) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries "I Have Spiders In My Cheeks"

    — Cameron Robertson (@GreyhoundBoy) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries The Man With His Head In A Goat

    — Lisa (@BiscuitAhoy) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries Britain's cleverest verruca

    — Davey (@DoubleDenimDave) July 8, 2013

    #Channel5Documentaries 'The child born aged 45, with 10 faces, 37 toes and his half dog-half radish best friend'

    — Graham McKnight (@gra_mcknight) July 8, 2013