This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 15, 201420 Signs Your Kid Might Be A Little A-HoleMommy blogger Karen Alpert would know: she wrote the book (I Heart My Little A-Holes).by HarperCollinsCommunity Brand PublisherLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Your daughter announces to everyone in the supermarket line that you wax your mustache. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Your son laughs uncontrollably at your naked butt because it jiggles when you brush your teeth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Your kids decide to start an extensive sticker collection ... on your dashboard. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Your son drops your wallet down the storm drain. Why? Because it fits. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Something in your daughter’s room stinks so you tear the room apart and discover she hid her fish sticks in her nightstand drawer six days ago. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Your son draws a permanent marker mustache on his baby sister. The day before family pictures. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You leave the room for three seconds and when you come back, your kiddos have decorated the ceiling with their purple smoothies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Your son announces to you in Target that you should buy a smaller tush. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Your toddler's favorite place to sit is on your head. Naked. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Your kiddo asks why that man is so fat right in front of that man. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Your baby pees in your bed so someone has to sleep in the wet spot, but not the good kind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. “Hey Mom, let’s play a game! I’ll hide your car keys when you’re not looking, and you try to find them.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. The only time you ever get dressed up to go out, your baby projectile vomits all over you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You can’t find your toothbrush. Oh wait, there it is, down your kid’s pants. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Your daughter wakes you up at 1am, 2am, 3am, and 4am, and then refuses to wake up for school. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Your son has a secret hiding spot for all his boogers, only it’s not so secret. It’s your couch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Your daughter decides to play hair salon with real scissors and her first client is herself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Your toddler goes around to every table in a restaurant and licks the tops of all the parmesan cheese shakers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Your daughter asks you loudly in the public restroom why you’re bleeding from your pagina. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Your kid steals your new copy of I Heart My Little A-Holes and drops it in the toilet. Before you flush. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Read Karen Alpert's hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting in I Heart My Little A-Holes.