2. He’ll tow your car when it breaks down.
4. Maru doesn’t always drink, but when he does, he prefers tea. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
6. In fact, Maru will be the best personal trainer you ever had.
9. While other cats think about catnip, Maru contemplates the meaning of life.
13. And just look at that perfect form. That grace. Your cat doesn’t even know what ballet is.
15. Maru is so great he even has a book written about him.
For more Maru, check out I Am Maru!
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