2. He’ll tow your car when it breaks down.
3. And exterminate all those household pests.
4. Maru doesn’t always drink, but when he does, he prefers tea. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
6. In fact, Maru will be the best personal trainer you ever had.
7. His zombie impression almost won an A-cat-emy Award.
8. He is known for his brilliant portrayal of Catzilla.
9. While other cats think about catnip, Maru contemplates the meaning of life.
10. And Maru is all about protecting the environment.
12. He is always on the cutting edge of fashion.
13. And just look at that perfect form. That grace. Your cat doesn’t even know what ballet is.
14. Did we mention he has a black belt in karate?
15. Maru is so great he even has a book written about him.
For more Maru, check out I Am Maru!
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