2. “This book has absolutely no information on killing birds.”
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
3. “For the love of God, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever.”
6. “He really should have called it The Story of Edgar Pawtelle.”
The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski
8. “I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
10. “This is my book. There are many like it but this one is mine.”
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