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    11 Things That Would Only Happen In Florida

    Welcome to the Sunshine State.

    1. A llama getting Tasered by the police.

    2. A woman getting arrested for riding a manatee.

    3. This traffic sign.

    4. And this sign.

    5. A man attempting to adopt his girlfriend.

    6. An alligator crossing the road.

    7. An alligator knocking on the front door.

    8. A woman getting banned from the pool for wearing a mermaid costume.

    9. Surfing Santas.

    10. A man killing his roommate with a milkshake.

    11. A Christmas tree made of walkers.

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