10. Just because every house will have a coffee maker doesn't mean SOMEONE doesn't have to make it.
9. We'll realize beards WILL save marriages.
Couples will now bond over grooming techniques. No more needing to make separate #Hairgoals pinterest boards anymore.
8. GLOBAL WARMING!!
7. We'll need to be able to tell the bad-asses from the non bad-asses.
Lets face it...the way things are going you'll need to know from just looking at someone who will kidnap you and who can actually help you change your tire on the side of the road.
Of course we all know bearded men are all lovable teddy bears inside. 
6. Kittens will feel more comfortable by your furry side
Not JUST kittens actually....most furry animals will want to call your beard home.
5. We might need to fight creatures that have yet to show themselves.
And doesn't this outfit scream "I can kick your ass and look majestic doing it"?
4. You'll always be able to look effortlessly casual with a beard.
He woke up like this
3. ...and sharp as F**K
I need a moment...
2. F**K Gender Roles!
Women can be bosses and men can stay home..get with the times. In 5 years this will only become even more acceptable and when you come home from a long day of work being the BOSS bitch you are, you don't want to confuse your husband with your children.
Umm....the little bald ones are babies.
1. I'm just not ready to say goodbye anytime soon.
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