12 Signs You're The Wallflower In Your Friend Group

Sometimes, it truly is a ~perk.~

1. You make up any excuse to not leave the house.

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"I know I saw you earlier today, but I've contracted the swine flu since then."

2. Making an entrance into a crowded room freaks you out.

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No one is looking at you, but in your mind, EVERYONE is looking at you.

3. You never dance.

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Your friends will try and dance around you, on top of you, and below you, but you are an unyielding force, rooted to the wall. The wall is you. You are the wall.

4. ...Unless you have a drink or two. In which case, you'll dance A LITTLE, until someone spots you.

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Then you go back to being the wall.

5. You hate small talk, and avoid it with all of your might.

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If I didn't come here with you, PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME.

6. Any social gathering is pretty much a nightmare.

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But there's cake. So you go.

7. To you, staying home with pizza and Netflix is the definition of a perfect night.

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Pets are welcome, but NO ONE ELSE.

8. When you're forced to take a group selfie, you hope to look as flawless as this...

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9. Instead, you're awkward. So this is what happens.

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Please don't tag me.

10. While others are drinking and dancing, you're observing everything.

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I'm fine in the corner while everyone else "mingles."

11. You cringe when your friends suggest staying out for another hour.

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But... bed.

12. But you know that you'll withstand these things because you're a wallflower that is loved by your friends.

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And that is the true perk of being a wallflower.