1. When you drive a motorcycle, traffic is for the birds.
2. You finally have a reason to listen to Kanye West's "Clique"…or any other song about having a group of friends…because now you finally have a group of friends.
3. They're the perfect way to cope with your midlife crisis
4. Suddenly, you become more attractive to the people you're interested in dating…
5. There's something romantic about couples on bikes…
6. Motorcycles are in movies. Therefore, they're cool by association… Therefore you're cool by association.
7. Motorcycles allow the driver a sense of freedom.
8. Off-roading in a minivan just isn't as cool, right?
compared to:
9. The whole, ninja, dangerous, cooler-than-you thing is more easily achieved if driving a motorcycle
10. This guy would love his vehicle a lot more if it were a bike.
11. The motorcycle is the classic getaway vehicle. It's romantic. It's powerful. It's classy.
12. A motorcycle rivals the canine species for the title of “Man’s Best Friend”
13. Driving a motorcycle allows you to see more of the open road and fewer tail lights
14. Uncle Jesse rode a motorcycle. He epitomized cool.
15. Johnny Depp in Crybaby. Really, truly. Enough said.
16. You are in the company of this ninja:
Similarities?
17. Kanye’s "Bound 2" music video is arguably one reason not to ride a motorcycle. The remake, however, is actually a reason to go out and drive a motorcycle:
18. Motorcycles = Instant Powerhouse Status
19. Even Baby Mary Kate looks dope on a motorcycle
20. Lana Del Rey rides motorcycles
Convinced?
Get trained and licensed for driving one of these two wheeled wonders at Valley School of Driving, and ride on friends. Ride on.