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    18 Reasons Why You, Doria Charlson, Are Going To Totally Rock Strasbourg

    Baguette ready, France. Doria is coming.

    1. Strasbourg is basically right in between France and Germany.

    2. You've got a German passport now, so you're not even a tourist.

    3. There's a whole organization headquartered in Strasbourg dedicated to supporting you.

    4. Strasbourg, France is a "sister city" of Ramat Gan, Israel.

    5. There is a section of the Strasbourg tourism website specifically devoted to gastronomy.

    6. There's boulangerie gastronomy.

    7. And fromagerie gastronomy.

    8. And justgenerallyhungerie gastronomy.

    9. In July 1518 there was an epidemic of "dancing mania" in Strasbourg. This apparently actually happened.

    10. Parts of Strasbourg look like this.

    11. France's national anthem, "La Marseillaise," was composed by a 32-year-old French military officer in Strasbourg.

    12. Girl, you graduated from Stanford.

    13. And by God, you're Doria the Exploria!

    14. So at the end of the day, just remember:

    15. Which means that you should have no problem making new amis in France.

    16. (At least whenever you don't feel like having a well-deserved introvert moment.)

    17. But whenever you're at the point where you want to talk with friends without having to do the small talk necessary to make friends, the people who love you are only a call/Skype/text away.

    18. Finally, this list is 18 items long.